skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

hate:

even when im having fun im still bored

northmiamigoon:

BOY WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

northmiamigoon:

BOY WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

gerita-o-clock:

animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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pettycrocker:

YES I KNOW HOW TO SOP IT UP, GIRL

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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah
memewhore:

Yay, my dildos have arrived!

memewhore:

Yay, my dildos have arrived!

perfect:

My whole life consists of secretly loving people and them not noticing

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

bastille:

i wanna be a famous persons best friend

bastille:

how am i supposed to embrace change if i cant even order something different from mcdonalds

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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